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The Dog's Diary
                       
  8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
                                  9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
                                  9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
                                10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
                                12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
                                  1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
                                  3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
                                  5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
                                  7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
                                  8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
                                11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

                               
                       
The Cat's Diary
                        Day 983 of My Captivity
                       
    My captors continue to taunt me                                 with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat,                                 while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.                                 Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I                                 nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
                       
    The only thing that keeps me going                                 is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit                                 on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body                                 at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts,                                 since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made                                 condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
                       
                               
                       
    There was some sort of assembly of                                 their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the                                 duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the                                 food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of                                 "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my                                 advantage.
                       
    Today I was almost successful in                                 an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his                                 feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top                                 of the stairs.
                       
    I am convinced that the other                                 prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special                                 privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing                                 to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I                                 observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he                                 reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for                                 him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

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