Keeping it short: negotiating the maze of Dutch abbreviations
In common with so many other good citizens and residents, Pep Brouwers found a green envelope containing her local tax bill on her doormat one morning. She opened it and out poured some mind-boggling alphabet soup.
'To make life easier for you,' the letter jubilantly declared, 'we have created a combined bill for all local taxes, so you don't have to pay your AFV, INGO, OZBG and WVOW separately anymore.'
Apart from being shocked by the unreasonably high amount demanded at the bottom of the bill, I was baffled as to what I was paying that huge sum for.
Perusing the accompanying brochure did draw my attention to some strange and very long words, such as ingezetenenomslag – a word no person, Dutch or otherwise, could explain to me. No sign, however, of the abbreviations.
Only after carefully putting my magnifying glass to the back of the letter like a true Sherlock Holmes, did I find them - in small print. It would be uncivil of me not to share this discovery with you.
OZBE/OZBG (aka* onroerende-zaakbelasting eigenaars/gebruikers): housing tax on 'immovable' objects for owners or users respectively
RRBE/RRBG (roerende-ruimtebelasting eigenaars/gebruikers): housing tax on 'movable' objects (such as house boats) for owners or users
RIOE (rioolrecht): connection to the sewage system (for house owners only)
AFV (afvalstoffenheffing): charge for collecting your garbage
WVOB/WVOW (verontreinigingsheffing oppervlaktewater bedrijven/ woningen): water purification for businesses/houses
INGO (ingezetenenomslag): anti-flooding measures
Having taken considerable time solving that riddle, I realised it's always the little words and abbreviations that trip us up when learning a new language, because these little devils can turn the whole meaning of a sentence around.
Most languages use abbreviations btw*, especially since the introduction of text messages, but the Dutch seem particularly fond of them. And in no other language I have encountered can they change the meaning of a phrase so drastically.
In the old days they used to write full stops in between the letters, so you would at least be aware of the fact that you were dealing with an abbreviation. But nowadays the Dutch just write them joined up, like secret codes intended to confuse poor expats who are doing their best to get a handle on this tongue-twisting language.
FYI*, I have listed the most commonly used ones below. Like a top notch secret agent you can now decipher the code and face the enemy head-on, knowing what they know; the secret handshake, the wink, the chalk on the side-walk. With Ariadne's thread to hand, you'll never have to get lost in that labyrinth of Dutch abbreviations again.
a.s. (aanstaande): coming; next, this (next week, this Friday)
aso (asociaal): anti-social person
aub (alstublieft): please
begr. (begraven): buried
beh (behalve): except for
BTW Belasting Toegevoegde Waarde: (sales tax, VAT)
ca (circa): around, about (usually more than sixty miles from where you are!)
dag (dagelijks): daily
dd (de dato - Latin): dated, from (our letter dated 6 January)
dhr (de heer): Sir
dir. (directeur): Chief Executive Officer (the boss)
dmv (door middle van): by means of
dwz (dat wil zeggen): i.e. (that is, that is to say)
EHBO (Eerste Hulp bij Ongeluk): First Aid [for accidents]
eea (een en ander): these things (refers to what has been mentioned before)
enz (enzovoorts): et cetera, and so on
exc (exclusief): exclusive of
geb. (geboren): born/date of birth
gesch. (gescheiden): divorced
igvn (in geval van nood): in case of emergency
iha (in het algemeen): generally
iig (in ieder geval): in any case
ipv (in plaats van): in stead of
itt (in tegenstelling tot): in contrast with
ivm (in verband met): in connection with
j.l. (jongstleden): last (last Wednesday)
k.k. (kosten koper): costs charged to the buyer (of a house)
KvK (kamer van koophandel): Chamber of Commerce
L.S. (lectori salutem - Latin): To whom it may concern (on letter)
miv (met ingang van): starting at date/time
muv (met uitzondering van): with the exception of, excepting, save
M/V (man/vrouw): man/woman (in job ads)
m.vr.gr. (met vriendelijke groeten): with kind regards (letter)
Mw (mevrouw): Madam, Mrs
nav (naar aanleiding van): as a result of
nl (namelijk): namely
o.a. (onder andere): amongst other things
o.m. (onder meer): amongst other, including
overl. (overleden): deceased
svp (Si'l vous plait - French): please
tav ** (ter attentie van): attention of, attn
tav ** (ten aanzien van): with regard/respect to
tgv (ten gevolge van): as a result of
t/m (tot en met): up to and including
tov (ten opzichte van): compared/ in relation to
twv (ter waarde van): worth, valued at
v.a. (vanaf): from (mostly used for pricing)
zgn. (zogenaamd): as a matter of speaking, so called
zoz (zie ommezijde): see other side, please turn over, pto
* aka: also known as
btw: by the way
fyi: for your information
** You can only tell from the context which one you're dealing with.
Updated 21 July 2004
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