无意之间看到的，觉得挺有趣，发来和战友们共勉。。。
中文注解是小生加的个人意见，不喜勿怪。
1. Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
如果还不闭嘴，后果参见＃8。甚至会被盖上“罗嗦，叨唠，不男人”的高帽，永不得翻身。
所以，各位男同志，还得适可而止，惜字如金啊.
2. Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
5分钟可长可短，但对于男同志的您来说，请永远用前者对待你女人，用后者对待自己。
俗话说，男人嘛，就要对自己狠点。
3. Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end with Fine.
没错，暴风雨前的宁静。
建议当听到这个字的时候，就亮起你的红色警戒。
4. Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Do not do It!
千万别做！！！
5. Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.)
所以说，每次我听到女孩大笑，觉得比她哭还恐怖。。。
6. That’s Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That is okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
又是一句俗话，不怕动物凶猛，就怕动物有思想。
7. Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say: “You are welcome.”
这句英文解释我很满意。
8. Whatever:
Is women’s way of saying F***
我只能说，这个字，不简单啊。
9. Don’t Worry About It, I Got It:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What is wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.
在我看来，这是女人对一个男人失去信心和耐心的表现。
劝告各位男同志，争取别让自己的女人对你说这句话。毕竟嘛，男人要有担待！
当然啦，如果是做饭家务啥的，她要这么说，就说明－－－恭喜你，你成功了！
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